On Office Outlook Emails...
Me : So what are you gonna do after work today?
Shifu : Go school pay school fees lor.. than maybe go home study a little or go jogging.
Me : Wah! Xishi started exercising. Jerry doing sit ups everyday and now you also crazy about jogging ah! Seriously, working in the office makes pple grow fat. I put on like 10kg also la omg.
Shifu : hahahahha...!! I now really damn fat already !! Now I sit down my stomach cover everything lor!!!
Me : WAHAHAHHAHAHA~!!!
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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
'Pencil' however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group, however, decided that computer should definitely be feminine ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group concluded that computer should be masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
THE WOMEN WON.
HAH.
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I like this song.
Every time i think of you
I get a shot right through into a bolt of blue
It's no problem of mine, but it's a problem i find
Living a life that i can't leave behind
Bizarre Love Triangle by Frente
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably..
And never regret anything that made you smile.
-Unknown-
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