*Cupid's illusion; Constant confusion*

Of Tabloids and Pretty Stuffs. 

HOLD YOUR HORSES/ELEPHANT TRUNKS/MANHOOD/"THANG"/INSERT WORD HERE.

32D OK.

WOAH. BOOBIES GALORE. 

Her name is Sufiah Yusof and she goes by the alias of Shilpa Lee. 

Her profession? A highly paid escort in the UK where she charges 130 pounds an hour and has sugar daddies at her beck and call. 

Her history? An Oxford undergrad (10years ago) at the age of 13. Yes. She is a child prodigy. 

Her full story here.

"I have men who are thrilled about my passion for mathematics. In fact one made me recite quations while he pleasured me, then I gave him oral sex while he chatted about algebra. It drove him wild," said Sufiah.

So before the act right, Sufiah can recite her *ahem* "sexy" line. 

"Sir,would you prefer me with a black-lacey bra? without bra? or me screaming algebra?"

WHAT THE HELL?

She reminds me of the infamous pornstar Annabel Chong. 

And they both have one thing in common : They are fucking(literally) brainiacs.

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Seriously, what has the world got into? I was browsing the local tabloid (The NewPaper) these few days and I see er xin news all over the world. 

First, the Math genius shocking hooker story. And then? An incest case in Aussie turned the couple into household names after their story was unveiled on national TV.

Tell me, what's next? 

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Anyway, more raunchy news ahead.

I'M JUST KIDDING ALRIGHT. CHILL.

It's me and my obsession with Topshop's lingerie. Everytime I step into Topshop, I am a pair of undies richer and $14 poorer.

Too cute to wear leh. How?

Anyway, while waiting for mummy to run her errands at Gardens, I decided to have my brunch at Aston's. Not only was Bestie raving about their menu, even as far as Choa Chu Kang(Shifu) have heard about this super famous western fare. I passed by their main outlet at Katong last year and was amused by the huge makan crowd. 

So, I ordered my BBQ-sauced chicken ( called Hickory Chix in the menu) with coleslaw and onion rings as a side and waited patiently to feed my hungry stomach.

After all the hype, I must admit, the Hickory Chix did not meet up to my expectations. It kinda "lost" to the scrumptious chicken chop set (super TV-famous too) I had at the Old Airport Road hawker a few days ago. Their(Old Airport Road) chicken chop was so yummlicious it still lingers in my tastebuds. Nevermind the cold, canned baked beans and fattening fries(I changed it to a sunny-side up). Aston's chicken chop (though tender) tasted like chicken satay in bigger chunks. I had to disguise the "satay taste" by dipping it together with the BBQ sauce. Erm, which was disappointingly salty and it gets "jerlak" after awhile. Still, I'd give credits to their home-made coleslaw. Quite tasty.

I wouldn't conclude Aston's as an over-rated deal as yet. I'd definitely go back to savour the rest of the menu (with friends of course). 

Check out Aston's blog here.

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With my amateur photography skills, I shot this magnificent structure with twilight mode.

The Singapore National Museum. I would love to hang out there someday. 

Oh and how can I forget this pretty gesture from the sister. 

SO CHIO CAN. 

I just love ANYTHING starry. 

And the stars have gone to sleep awhile ago because it's 7am now.

Bonjour.

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I was at the doctor's waiting to do a medical checkup (required by my new company) and heard this old song playing on the radio.

Nice. =)

Hold onto the night 

Hold onto the memories 
If only I could give you something more
Well, I think that I've been true to everybody else but me 
and the way I feel about you makes my heart long to be free 
Everytime I look into your eyes I'm helplessly aware 
That the someone ive been searching for is right there... 

- Richard Marx ( Hold On To The Night )